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Background to boat buying , Canal , Canal visit , Narrowboat

How not to buy a boat

by Kay February 1, 2018 10 Comments

 

Advert picture for my boat

Obsessive boat buying

Having decided, on that fateful visit to Oundle Marina, to buy a narrowboat I became  a woman possessed seeking a boat. This anxiety-driven-need had happened to me before. Previously in relation to buying flights (hence having travelled a ridiculous amount), houses (luckily I have managed to buy only two – not at the same time) and on one demented occasion a ticket to see U2, in Rome. Establishing a double whammy of concert ticket plus flight.

None of this anxiety-driven need is particularly healthy but it is a ‘thing’ in my head.  I try and unravel and understand it. Though in the midst of a moment it is beyond rational deciphering. So, driven by  anxiety-boat-buying the search for a narrowboat began.

Where to start

With zero knowledge of boat buying it seemed logical to begin on the internet. First with the website Apollo Duck. Next emailing boat brokerages who politely suggested I had a limited budget. Then onto  Ebay -after all you can buy anything there.  Finally, Preloved, a lesser known random sales site – think Craig’s list or Gumtree, but with love…. Of course, more logical may have been to drive 45 minutes to the local boat  brokerage. Then I could have looked at different boats to get an idea of layouts and prices, but as an historian I recognise hindsight is a wonderful thing.

Spot those canal roses?

Spending my rainy day fund

My budget was  £10,000 and a lot of money to me, especially with no job and university fees to pay. This was the redundancy money that I had squirrelled away for two years.  I had kept as an emergency ‘just in case’ fund. Logically the only ‘just in case’ reasons to buy a boat would be an imminent Biblical flood, or a desperate need to escape the UK.

Although the 2016 summer was characteristically damp.  The political fall-out from the Brexit vote was also  looming large too. Neither situation appeared so catastrophic  that I would need to escape via boat, plus it is a hardy soul who takes a narrowboat to sea (I have seen YouTube videos).

Basically, not even I could rationalise spending the money on such a whim/ luxury item. But, in the midst of  anxiety-boat-buying nothing could prevent the relentless drive to find a boat.  I now realise that £10,000 is a very low budget when buying a narrowboat, and it didn’t take into account the cost of moorings, Canal and River Trust licence nor boat maintenance. (Subsequently I have been told, far to often, that BOAT stands for ‘bung on another thousand’, which is quite possibly true.)

Smelling a rat

On Ebay I found two fabulous looking 40ft boats, both listed with a ‘buy it now’ price of £6,000 with solar panels – I felt solar was a good thing, and additionally both were nicely decorated inside – how shallow am I? I messaged the seller of one and got an immediate response saying yes the boat was still available, but was no longer at its listed mooring and had been moved to Southampton. However, if I could just send the money, by BACS transfer, then they would deliver the boat anywhere in the UK….. Mmmmmm anxiety-boat-buying I might have, but I could smell a rat.

Scammers

I responded asking if I could pay cash on delivery. I also mentioned that like the boat I too had moved from Northants and now living on Shetland. Would delivery there be OK? For some odd reason the delivery to Shetland was not a problem, but cash on delivery was. Sadly the seller lost interest. Later, when I finally began to read narrowboat forums I learnt of some who had been stung. They had transferred the cash, never to receive the boat and never to see their money again.

As my frenetic search continued, just a few days after I had started looking, I found a boat on Preloved. A website I had neither visited before nor since. Yet somehow I ended up there to buy my second largest ever purchase after buying a house. (I buy cheap cars.) Crazy? Yep, pretty much – boat buying that is, not cheap cars.

Harlequin and roses

Poetic advert

The ad and picture of the boat on Preloved completely drew me in, a bright green narrowboat, with a up-pointy bow, and a harlequin design on the front cratch-board, it looked like a ‘proper’ narrowboat. Added to this it also had traditional canal roses painted on various points,  further confirmation of its true narrowboat status.  (I knew this from deep delving into my childhood copy of the Ladybird  ‘The Story of Our Canals’, which has a whole page on canal art.) The seller’s description backed up the pictures and was similarly poetic with talk of ‘water lapping’ ‘the sound of ducks’ and a ‘dear little boat’, and all within my £10,000 budget.

Toilet obsession

I immediately messaged the owner, asked for more pictures and enquired about the state of the toilet! This was my boat buying obsession after solar panels. I wanted to know whether it was a portaloo or a pump out.  The portaloo or Thetford has to be physically hauledl off the boat and empty down an Elsan point. Whereas a pump-out toilet keeps the waste in a large holding tank that has to be pumped out.

What I should have asked

As I look back now 18 months later, I don’t even remember what my preference was. Nor why it was my biggest concern, but it seemed to be the question I agonised over. I asked nothing about the state of the engine nor the wattage of the solar panels.  I didn’t enquire about  the number of batteries nor how they were re-charged.  Nor whether the boat had any leaks.

I didn’t ask if the boat had a mains hook up,  nor did I enquire whether everything worked. Instead, I was swayed by the colour and  traditional look of the boat and the on-board toilet. Nodoubt a a psychologist could provide insight into all of this! With a few more emails I arranged to visit the boat. At that point moored at Cosgrove, some 50 mins drive from my home. The owner designated the people moored next door to show me the boat and answer any questions.

The mighty HG73 1 cylinder Sabb engine

Boat viewing

Willy Nilly,  was miffed that I had conjured up the cash to buy a boat, when it was his ‘dream’. He did agree to visit the boat with me, to provide a second opinion.  However, as his knowlege was less than mine. After all he hadn’t read The Story of Our Canals. His input was hardly that of an expert.

Cosgrove assault course

At Cosgrove we negotiated  an obstacle course to reach the marina. Walking down the towpath and clambering across a  lock to reach the mooring. On arrival I was immediately taken by the bright green boat, even though the engine wouldn’t start (fairly fundamental).  Plus the engine hole was full of water (‘is that normal?’ I asked, ‘oh yes,’ came the reply).

Later, when I removed 25 litres of water I learnt that this was not a good thing. Nor was it normal.  The engine was original,  a 1973 Sabb (no not Saab), Sabb are a Norwegian engineering company well known for their quality marine engines – think North Sea trawlers and lifeboats.   The  boat had a steel hull with a fibreglass or GRP  top cabin over a wooden top, which I was assured was watertight.

A real Barney boat

The boat was built at the canal Makkah of Braunston, by a man called Chris Barney; originally it had had a wooden top.  The green, which I had found so alluring, was infact a GRP gel coat and definitely not a traditional narrowboat colour. What I now know is that the boats Chris Barney built between 1968-1976 have become quite sought after. Some referring to them as the ‘Morris Minor’ of the canal boat world.  As I have taken her along the canal it has made me smile when people have asked  if she is a ‘Barney boat’. Grand Union Carriers have two hire boats based on the original Chris Barney design. No-doubt with more mod-cons than my boat has.

A good buy?

Only three years younger than me the boat was showing her age.  The floorboards in the bow were loose, the paint was peeling in places, and bits of wood were falling off the bathroom wall.  It seemed that the owner’s new home miles away from Cosgrove meant  there hadn’t been much regular upkeep of the ‘dear little boat’.

I am sure anyone else would have run a mile.  After animated and excited discussion with Willy Nilly we both bizarrely  agreed that it was a good buy.  I merrily went ahead and offered £8,000, with the caveat that I would need to see the engine running first . The owner had had the boat for sale for sometime and agreed to my offer. And with that the boat was mine. A mere 9 days after my foray into inland waterways I bizarrely owned a boat.  My anxiety-boat- buying sated I had undoubtedly broken the first two laws of purchasing a boat – that of buyer beware and get a survey!

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10 Replys to “How not to buy a boat”

  1. edie says:
    4th February 2018 at 11:05 am

    *choking sounds* Kay!! A wonderful bargain at this point. And just how I bought my houses – if they’d had engine holes they’d have been full of water – best to go in blind or you’d never go in at all. How long before the engine fired?

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  2. Kay says:
    4th February 2018 at 12:35 pm

    Thanks Edie, 🙂 it was just a flat battery, so I did see it running before the cash changed hands :). Though there was other stuff wrong with it!!

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